Saturday, March 28, 2009
Man. I Forgot My Green Suede Shoes. At Home. CRAP.!. But Whatever. There's No One's Up Here Looking At Me. But They Really Would Have Put The Outfit Together. I Found a New Hat, At The Local "General Store". The One I Have Is Extremely Disfigured. Thanks To "Esquire". Now My Uncle and I Went To the Giant Eagle To Get Dinner. And OMG. It Looked Like Super Super Walmart, But Boy Was I Wrong. Inside the GROCERY STORE. Was A Dry Cleaners, Optician, Bank, Starbucks, Flourist, And Pharmacy [Which Wasn't As Unusual As A Friggin Dry Cleaners]. Its So Weird Up Here. I Feel Like A Foreigner Exchange Student, Because Everybody Keeps Staring At Me. Not To Be Conceited. But Honestly Was Proly Because I Wasn't Wearing Flip Flops, Capri's, And Cami's Like All The Other White People Around Here. Well, For Dinner Everyone Came Over, And There Was a Table Full Of ESTROGEN. We're a Family Of Strong Women, They've Driven All their Husbands Crazy And Too Their Graves. So Uncle Jerry Is The Only Man Left. And At 96, He's Still Kicking, Barely. He And Aunt Grace Lead One Of The Greatest Christian Marriage Examples A Man And Women Could Lead As Husband And Wife. And Thats Something Im Grateful For. They Were Married For 70+ Years, Until Auntie Passed In '04. Well Im Going Back to the "General Store". hehe =P
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