The Arrival.

So We Packed Our Toyota Hybrid, And Headed Up Two Good Ol' Home, For Them. Im A DC Native Myself. An Hour Into The "trip", The Coppers Pulled Us Over, And Officer Butler Goes....."Ma'am Are You Aware You Where Doing 87 In A 55MPH Zone?" .Uhhhh...Noo" and Begins Bating Her EyeLashes.Big Slut huh.? Now Two My Surprise, I Was Trapped Into A Six Hour Experience With A Truck Load Of Cocky, Bossy, Arrogant ESTROGEN. I Mean These Old Ladies Bicker Like Cats And Dogs. But I Endured It, Just To See Family. I Havent Been Up Here For Months, And I Loooove Shopping Up Here. Plus There's This Little Pizza Place Down The Street, and They Make The Most Extravegent "Made From Stratch" Pizza. Still. I Was Bamboozeld. Later We Drove To the Most Rinky Dink Country Country Ass Part Of Friggin McDonald. There Was Nothing But Hay Stacks Rolled Up For MILES.And Everywhere You Look Theres A Friggin "General Store". And The Radio Didnt Work, Ipod Was Dead. Omg. I Paniced, I Mean My Heart Stopped. But I Didnt Wanna Seem Like A Brat So I Just Took A Nap. 

**Originally Written March 27th.